Many people consider Donald Trump an
embarrassment and a major liability for America. They can’t believe a man of
Trump’s calibre has made it this far in the presidential race.
To others Trump is breath of fresh air,
someone who is not afraid to speak his mind and say what he thinks they want to
hear.
If you fall into the former camp, don’t
despair. While an openly racist, misogynistic
and torture-loving president might not seem like good news for everyone, there
is always a silver-lining.
Below are 5 reasons why Donald Trump is
actually the perfect candidate for the Oval Office.
1. His
privileged upbringing and billionaire status make Trump an ideal representative
of rampant capitalism. Many people believe that the Don is a self-made man, but
like so much about him, this is false.
Trump built his own fortune
on the back of his father’s wealth which was amassed through government subsidies
for low-income housing. Trump started out with a ‘small’ $1 million loan from
his father followed by an estimated $40 million inheritance in 1974.
It can’t be denied that
Trump’s life has been one of extreme privilege and wealth. With no experience or
understanding of the struggles of ordinary people, Trump is the perfect person
to preside over an economic system which rewards the speculation and greed of
the few at the expense of the many.
2. Trump
can rid the nation of the scourge that is political correctness. By having the guts to claim that the vast
majority of Mexicans crossing the border are drug-runners, criminal and rapists
he’s made it possible for others to stereotype with impunity. This enables
disgruntled white people to lose sight of the real source of their problems by
blaming the nearest brown person.
Trump’s views on Muslims
are just as enlightened, and his solutions to the problem of unwanted
foreigners on American soil are sheer genius. Building a wall between the United States and
Mexico, and halting the entry of all Muslims into the country, may not be even
remotely practical measures, but they sure do appeal to the right people, and
that’s what counts in politics today.
3. As
if his racist comments and dog-whistle politics weren’t enough to recommend him,
Trump’s roots in the race-hatred run even deeper. His father, Fred Trump, was
arrested at a Klu Klux Klan rally in Queens in 1927 and he also had a civil
rights lawsuit filed against him for refusing to rent his properties to black
people.
With much of Europe moving
in a rightward direction in its scapegoating of refugees and Muslims, Trump is
truly a man for the times. His racist pedigree
and enthusiastic use of race baiting throughout his campaign prove that he
would be more than comfortable strutting the global stage with other racist
world leaders.
4. Trump
has no commitment to the truth whatsoever. His ability to not just bend the
truth but discard it completely is unparalleled in recent history. What makes
this even more astounding is that many people know he’s lying and don’t care.
For them it’s part of his charm and they are impervious to actual evidence.
The ability to tell
bare-faced lies without flinching is an excellent quality for a president to possess.
This skill comes in very handy when invading other nations under false
pretences, or talking up the economy when everyone knows it’s a pile of dog
shit.
5. The
man loves war and is enthusiastic about torture. He’s said as much in
interviews: “I’m good at war…I’m really good at war. I love war in a certain way,
but only when we win.”
While this may set alarms
bells off for lefty pacifist types, especially when combined with his other
fascistic qualities, it does make him well suited for the role of
president. Trump’s desire to win and his
demonstrated refusal to be restrained by any moral and ethical considerations
could make for some interesting times ahead!
Donald Trump might not be everyone’s cup
of tea it’s true, but his qualifications for the top job are undeniable. Given
the chance he could take America to places many had never believed possible.